Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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