Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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