he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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