You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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