I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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