Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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