She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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