Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
birth control should be required to get into college
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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