I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Randomize
