weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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