Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS