saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"