love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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