got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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