Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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