Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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