Ketchup is God's man juice
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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