oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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