Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
