did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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