Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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