he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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