I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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