my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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