this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My cat gives me a boner
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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