he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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