So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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