The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Boobs speak an international language.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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