Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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