420 ftw
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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