Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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