In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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