Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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