no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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