Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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