First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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