we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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