People in love make me want to vomit
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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