btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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