Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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