Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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