that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.