His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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