Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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