Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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