Christians are straight up FREAKS
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
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