Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
