that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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