I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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