i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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