i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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