is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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