Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We have so much sex to catch up on
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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