I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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