We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I am one with the molecules
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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