Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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