is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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