Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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