If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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