does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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