why im i the only drunk person in the library?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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