The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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