you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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