so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
